The You-Know-What-digging Lady

What I’m about to tell is far more disgusting than the title.

I was a bit late this morning but I managed to catch the bus to the Putra LRT Station. I was kind of relieved because there was plenty of seats in the train. I sat on one of them. Sitting next to me was this middle-aged lady. Judging from her skin and hair condition, she looks like she’s aged 50 to 60. She was sleeping soundly but woke up later on because the train was getting more and more packed. After a while, she started to rub her nose and dug it for a very long time. The man standing in front of her looked at her in shock and backed off. She was still digging her nose. After 15 seconds or so, she stopped and proceeded to the next step. She was rubbing and looking at the you-know-what on her finger as if she wants to taste it. The thought of it made me feel like vomiting. I moved a bit to the other side. But fortunately she didn’t do what I think she’s going to. Instead, she held her hand high and started to flick the you-know-what to somewhere else. I have no idea who’s the lucky person to receive it. And she smiled happily after that. o_O As if once is not enough, she repeated the whole thing again for 4 to 5 times before she finally dozed off again. And damn, when I was about to get out of the train, she woke up and walked right in front of me. I stopped walking and kept a distance between us. We were walking down the stairs and she used her hand to hold the steel-bar. I was like oh my god I so swear I’m not going to hold any of them anymore in my life after this.

I told one of my friends about the incident and she told me she saw a man driving next to her car eating his you-know-what before. Eewww.